Joke of the Day

By Cheryl Campbell | A Dogs Life

Love me or hate for this one! My mom sent it to me and I did get a laugh out of it So here it is cute wet dogs and all!

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.


At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy’s are.  They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!